"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

"It's not going to crash. I know it's not going to crash." *Windows desktop* - jeremydw

"I am making small sheets of paper with people's name on them" -ccowart "Is that for hiring?" -willchen "Yes. Yes, that is how we do hiring." -ccowart

"We just need to wait for the child labor to materialize. I'm sure it will." - Dedra

"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line

"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor