It's more like hitting a small nail with a big hammer, not hitting a screw with a penguin ~melcher

"I'm just going to sit here and enjoy my curry, while wondering when I'll see the springtime." -dchen

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

15:45 <%victor> QQ stocks are up

"Facebook is the asian ghetto [of the internet]...." - dchen

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

"I want to work out so I can extend my life expectancy by 5 years. From 40 to 45 years." - Minh on working out

11:19 <@kristine> Why is it so cold in SF
11:19 <@kristine> :(
11:22 <@gms> it's july
11:26 <@kristine> ...
11:26 <@kristine> That's supposed to explain things to me?
11:27 <@gms> yup

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu