17:41 <@^_^> whats the article?
17:41 < infact> the article is about her first lesbian encounter
17:42 <@^_^> ......
17:42 < jsamwang> WAT
17:42 <@gms> WHAT

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

mark: "hey melina, i owe you money. 5 dollars?" melina: "yup. i didn't charge you interest. i'm your friend."

ccowart: "Whats the timeline look like?" Erik: "Did you get the e-mail about that project?" ccowart: "Yeah, but it didn't say anything about a timeline." Erik: "Yeah, there is no timeline. But I think we're moving forward."

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

11:53 < jch> keenanp jsamwang I dont wannnna be old :( :(
11:54 < keenanp> Too bad.
11:55 <@kristine> jch: You're married
11:55 <@kristine> You're already old
11:56 < jch> kristine: stab to the heart bro
11:56 < jch> it's ok, my new years resolution is to be a silver fox
11:56 < jch> the first asian silver fox no less
11:56 <@kristine> What does that mean
11:57 < keenanp> My hair is starting to go gray
11:57 < keenanp> Little bits on the sides. Has been for years.
11:57 <@kristine> Oh
11:57 < keenanp> As long as I don't go bald, I'm fine with being a silver fox
(if that's what a silver fox is)
11:57 <@kristine> Is that what it means
11:57 < jch> kristine: it's like a 2nd puberty for guys
11:57 < jch> when they go from man
11:58 < jch> to gorgeous man
11:58 <@kristine> .
11:58 < dm> lolll

17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

22:00 < kberlin> I am not a pothead

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice