"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

16:06 < nbaldwin> dearest maxb,
16:06 < nbaldwin> fixed.
16:06 < nbaldwin> forever yours,
16:06 < nbaldwin> nbaldwin

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
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16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

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21:27 < kberlin> port IDs are:
21:27 < kberlin> 11D, 12D, 13D, 14D, 23D, 17D, 18D, 41D, 36D, 21D, and 22D
21:28 < milki> whoa, thats a lot of sizes
21:28 < ccowart> wtf
21:28 < ccowart> they're all "shut"
21:28 < milki> D ranges that much?
21:28 < ccowart> milki: D means data
21:28 < milki> oo
21:28 < milki> not like D cup
21:28 < ccowart> O.O

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST