01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

21:06 < ^_^> sigh i wish i had a boyfriend to cuddle with

"I also have a list of things that programmers don't do well. It's in bugzilla." -dchen

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin