"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

"crunch is BC... Before Ccowart" -- ccowart

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

"You know, you can actually type pretty fast with only one finger on one hand." --Tim

15:33 < milki> i swear my debugging is logical

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

"I don't need the status. I like being white." ~achang, on his MacBook

16:19 < ^_^> there could be biases involved
16:20 < ^_^> for instance, if someone spewed jizz in my face and i knew about it, i'd probably roll around on teh ground screaming
16:20 < ^_^> doesn't mean i'm allergic to it

"I think it dropped the LDAP... dongle..." -Liz "Yes... it probably dropped the LDAP dongle..." -Devin

23:49 < kberlin> etymology-la? 23:49 < ccowart> chuck-la? 23:49 < aonwiler> kberlin: fail - la