Dex: "I am never pressing the 'Delete All' button ever again."

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes

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13:37 < milki> major tab completion fail. What I meant was: source
~/.bash_profile, but what I typed was: source ~/.bash_history
!!! NEVER DO THIS !!!
13:38 < milki> lol
13:38 < vinod> .____.
13:38 < vinod> oh gosh
13:38 < vinod> lol
13:38 < dm> lol

"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

mark: "hey melina, i owe you money. 5 dollars?" melina: "yup. i didn't charge you interest. i'm your friend."

15:32 * silent stashes dm.
15:32 < dm> lol I've been stashed.
15:32 < dm> someone pop me out plx
15:32 < gms> git stash pop
15:32 < dm> I need to be checked in

"welcome to the most awesome channel you shall ever enter" - ebaum, on max's first joining #code

16:19 < ^_^> there could be biases involved
16:20 < ^_^> for instance, if someone spewed jizz in my face and i knew about it, i'd probably roll around on teh ground screaming
16:20 < ^_^> doesn't mean i'm allergic to it

16:03 < kevin> im naming any kids i have hilber