22:54 <@kristine> I ssh'd into a corgi
22:55 < milki> kinky

jch:pizza:  [11:04 PM]
TMUSK(topic) - time in milliseconds since musk tweeted about `topic`

23:35 < vinod> so cool because i can just derp the db and everyone works.

Job description for a Lead Programmer: Derp the DB while everyone else works (-kristine)

"Yeah, I'm not very good at the whole security thing." -dchen (NetSec)

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

10:31 < wtai> i keep foretting my passwords
10:31 < wtai> UGH
10:31 <@gms> keepass?
10:33 <@victor> keep ass?
10:35 < dm> victor: yes

21:20 < milki> my seed missed -.-
22:14 < milki> why are my seeds all sticky

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

12:05 < milki> omg omg
12:05 < milki> scantily clad women on a big screen

LAFFO LAFFO LAFFO
LOOOOL